Retail is going to destroy us all. Every time I enter a retail store I realize why killing myself would be a great release, and that Jesus is the only person keeping me from doing that; even though I'm going to die anyways.
What if killing yourself is nature's genetic message for "that's it, i've had enough of you hairless fucks on this planet" ? And yet we resist.
Eventually, the exponential growth of technology will push nature to counter us to achieve equilibrium. To do so, the climate would change dramatically in a short amount of time in such a way that maybe the air pressure would become too much for our bodies to handle and we'll die. Or perhaps of just storms of disasters like the Earth flooding itself to purge mankind again.
We all gonna dai.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
List of people I like (updated 7/21):
People I Like:
Political Commentators - i are too lazy to have an opinion of my own sometimes
Dictators - <3
Friends - i live for the nights of just-friends spooning
Bill O'Reilly - set the bar as low as possible so we know what not to do. i salute thee.
Political Commentators - i are too lazy to have an opinion of my own sometimes
Dictators - <3
Friends - i live for the nights of just-friends spooning
Bill O'Reilly - set the bar as low as possible so we know what not to do. i salute thee.
List of people I do not like (Updated 7/21):
People I do not like:
Drivers from Massachusetts - overuse of your horn causes ass cancer.
YouTube Commenters - lololololroflmaowtfbbqpwn.
Black People That Don't Shut the Fuck Up In Theaters (True Story) -
Black Pplz Behind Ne: "omfg nigga did you see that shit?! joker slit that nigga's mouth!"
No. No I didn't see that part. I was too busy staring at you in hopes that you'd burst into flames.
(And every 5 Min. they call up a friend to tell them what's going on during the movie. Seriously.)
Jews - i joke, i like the jews. since the invention of chocolate-caramel matzah, our relationship has grown stronger.
Drivers from Massachusetts - overuse of your horn causes ass cancer.
YouTube Commenters - lololololroflmaowtfbbqpwn.
Black People That Don't Shut the Fuck Up In Theaters (True Story) -
Black Pplz Behind Ne: "omfg nigga did you see that shit?! joker slit that nigga's mouth!"
No. No I didn't see that part. I was too busy staring at you in hopes that you'd burst into flames.
(And every 5 Min. they call up a friend to tell them what's going on during the movie. Seriously.)
Jews - i joke, i like the jews. since the invention of chocolate-caramel matzah, our relationship has grown stronger.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I like to breathe oxygen
I'm fat.
Sometimes I get so self-conscious that I stop eating.
One of my BFFLs told me that oxygen has a lot of calories (I don't need anymore! LEWLZ!). I wish the Coca-Cola Company would create diet Oxygen so I can lose more weight.
I made an ad cause I'm clever. Maybe they'll sell it and I'll get royalties.
I want to be a pop star. Leave Brittney alone plz!
Sometimes I get so self-conscious that I stop eating.
One of my BFFLs told me that oxygen has a lot of calories (I don't need anymore! LEWLZ!). I wish the Coca-Cola Company would create diet Oxygen so I can lose more weight.
I made an ad cause I'm clever. Maybe they'll sell it and I'll get royalties.
I want to be a pop star. Leave Brittney alone plz!
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