Sometimes I get so self-conscious that I stop eating.
One of my BFFLs told me that oxygen has a lot of calories (I don't need anymore! LEWLZ!). I wish the Coca-Cola Company would create diet Oxygen so I can lose more weight.
I made an ad cause I'm clever. Maybe they'll sell it and I'll get royalties.
I want to be a pop star. Leave Brittney alone plz!
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