List of people I like (updated 7/21):

People I Like:

Political Commentators - i are too lazy to have an opinion of my own sometimes

Dictators - <3

Friends - i live for the nights of just-friends spooning

Bill O'Reilly - set the bar as low as possible so we know what not to do. i salute thee.

List of people I do not like (Updated 7/21):

People I do not like:

Drivers from Massachusetts - overuse of your horn causes ass cancer.

YouTube Commenters - lololololroflmaowtfbbqpwn.

Black People That Don't Shut the Fuck Up In Theaters (True Story) -
Black Pplz Behind Ne: "omfg nigga did you see that shit?! joker slit that nigga's mouth!"
No. No I didn't see that part. I was too busy staring at you in hopes that you'd burst into flames.
(And every 5 Min. they call up a friend to tell them what's going on during the movie. Seriously.)

Jews - i joke, i like the jews. since the invention of chocolate-caramel matzah, our relationship has grown stronger.

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I like to breathe oxygen

I'm fat.

Sometimes I get so self-conscious that I stop eating.

One of my BFFLs told me that oxygen has a lot of calories (I don't need anymore! LEWLZ!). I wish the Coca-Cola Company would create diet Oxygen so I can lose more weight.

I made an ad cause I'm clever. Maybe they'll sell it and I'll get royalties.



I want to be a pop star. Leave Brittney alone plz!